So nobody has seen Bobby Bear in a long time.
He could be hibernating, although if that is the case he went into it 4 months early.
Other theories are that he is trying to duck a £5 debt owed to the band after he took the money from the band wages claiming he needed shampoo and that it was ‘a life and death situation.’
Some fear he may have been kidnapped. This has happened in the past, when he has passed out on a park bench only for some kid to come along and drag him back home with them to be used as some sort of play thing.
If you have seen The ‘Bear’ do get in touch.
And if you are reading this Bobby…. then you are alive and in that case we ain’t impressed.
Mister P (Lazytalk HQ)