X Factor / James Arthur

So we all heard about that singer James Arthur; who won the X factor or should I call it LOLZ Factor?  He’s been called the ‘biggest bell-end in pop’ I think that’s being a bit kind. Don’t get me wrong the geezer’s got a good voice but bruv, stop rapping and doing Fire In The Booth at 1xtra. Have you seen it, I couldn’t watch it, I was cringing so hard I pulled a muscle in my lower back. Proper convulsing…. Any way he tweeted Frankie Boyle saying “I feel sorry for you kids” and my boy (old friend of my actually) replied saying “I feel sorry for your kids who will be having to watch you do panto next Christmas.” Thanks Frankie, you still got it.

Off for a steak an’ ale-