Team Nigella

Recently an old pal of mine Nigella Lawson has been getting a bit of stick in the newspaper. Now when I used to roll around with Nigella in the late 80’s, it was one of the best times of my life. We used to have massive cooking benders, staying up for nights at a time coming up with new recipes and making mental sangers. I will never forget when we boiled a ham in cocacola, she was an animal. Beast in the kitchen and a monster in the bedroom. Too far?

Lovin’ your work bird-